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posts 2014-10-02

Never assume no one reads the comments in your code

So, a few years back a client of mine was very excited about their recent uptick in web traffic, though it wasn’t very clear why. The client had just finished a...

#Fail #Hacks #Tech #WTF
posts 2014-02-11

The Day We Fight Back

Regardless what you think of Edward Snowden, his actions illustrate one thing clearly: The data collected by the NSA is rife with potential for abuse. No matter...

posts 2013-05-15

The Bieber Algorithm

So I had to reverse engineer some software we use at the office the other day. It uses a hash to store its current users in a table, and we needed a way to moni...

#Reverse Engineering #Security #DotNet #CSharp
posts 2013-04-05

Equallogic Command Line

Well, we had another failure late last month. The rebuild went fine… and quickly since I had another disk on hand. That disk was supposed to be replace the othe...

#EqualLogic
posts 2013-02-02

EqualLogic with a questionable drive

Well… last month we had one drive completely fail, which is what these arrays are supposed to protect against. However, when this happened, there were enough ba...

posts 2012-03-26

Phone System Error

I honestly dont know what this error message is trying to tell me. Maybe it makes sense if you translate it to chinese.

#Fail #Funny #WTF
posts 2011-10-15

Lambo tires…

Whats wrong with this picture? For some reason, Walmart is out of stock on 335/30R18 tires. Isn’t that where all Lamborghini owners get their tires?

posts 2010-09-02

GCM Computers

MeetNWA interviews my old boss, Gary McLendon. I think GCM Computers is the best computer service center in Northwest Arkansas, but I may be biased since I work...

posts 2010-06-21

iOS 4.0 is here… well almost.

iOS 4.0 is here… well almost. I managed to get the iOS 4 update going right after noon today. However, I had to go to lunch a hour later, and it hadnt shown any...

#iOS4 #iPhone
posts 2010-04-12

Antivirus ā€œFalse Positiveā€ Problems

My biggest gripe for all Anti-Virus solutions is the amount of false positives. One recent incident I posted about prompted me to completely change AV products....

#antivirus #IT #Malware #Tech #WTF
posts 2010-02-02

I dont want to jailbreak my iPhone

I’m catching a lot of flack from my iPhone enabled coworkers for not jailbreaking my phone. I’ve had my 3G for almost a year now, and I’ve been tempted many tim...

#Hacks #iPhone #phones
posts 2010-01-18

vb FormatBytes

Quick function to format bytes in Excel / VBA into human-readable strings. Function FormatBytes(bytes As Double, Optional places As Integer = 0) As String If by...

#Programming #VisualBasic #Windows #Excel
posts 2009-08-15

What’s wrong with this ad?

Home Subscribe to RSS Feed What’s wrong with this ad? I just saw this ad on LinkedIn… notice anything odd about it? Yes, thats a MacBook… though they fixed it w...

#Apple #Funny #Mac #WTF
posts 2009-05-15

Alltel and SPAM

Alltel HTC Touch Diamond I had a customer come in last week to setup his Alltel HTC Diamond (looks like an iPhone wannabe). We host his POP, but not SMTP (we do...

#iPhone #IT #SPAM
posts 2009-04-01

The Ballmer Peak

http://xkcd.com/323/ Between 0.129% and 0.138% So true… Maybe thats why my current programming project is taking so long… I havent had a drink in a while.

#Fail #Funny #WTF
posts 2009-03-30

Bellagio Fountains

Jennifer just posted some videos of our Vegas vacation… The Bellagio fountain was one of the most impressive sights on the strip. http://jenniferforrest.com/vid...

#Vacation #Vegas